pullingmypigtails:

What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do I have to do it right now? I just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy all for you. I do it all for you Mulder! You know I haven’t eaten since 6 o’clock this morning, and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese!