Scully and Mulder’s favorite pastimes:

andeyeslikeashowroom:

1. Getting anything useful to the case destroyed.
2. Increasing the amounts of sexual tension.
3. Having conversations in the rain.
4. Talking about how bad things will look in their reports.

#arguing about autopsies #chasing monsters in the dark #getting their casefiles robbed #fighting over who gets to drive the car #getting lost #traveling to antartica and all the way back #dying #DYING#they like that a lot #hand holding in hospital beds #hand holding everywhere tbh #

4 months ago with 100 notes
bannergasm / (© andeyeslikeashowroom)
#dying #DYING

lcrell:

mulder-itsme:

I Kissed Mulder [Song Parody]

Oh sweet Jesus, take the wheel WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

Happy 10/13 Philes!

I was bored. And I made this. This was from a song fic I wrote 3 years ago. I can’t even…
My voice sounds so weird when recorded…I SOUND SO UNQUALITY…DEAR LORD!

I would like to extend my apologies for any damages caused to the listeners/watchers.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

Here is the link to the fanfiction page where it’s at.

This is my Tashira and I adore her and her cleverness and beautiful singing voice. SHE’S MINE. BACK OFF. <3

7 months ago with 45 notes
lcrell / (© mulder-itsme)
#omg tashira #dying

modernthirst:

Cam trying to help Manny talk to a girl

8 months ago with 3,452 notes
kdelario / (© modernthirst)
#dying #lmfao #show: modern family [1]

itsdelovely:

THE GUY’S FACE IN THE BACK IS SO ACCURATE

8 months ago with 89 notes
mulder-itsme / (© itsdelovely)
#OMG #THIS GUY #GPOY #GPOY SO HARD #asjkdhaskjfhsakjd #dying #Actress: Gillian Anderson [1]

-redux:

In all of these The Way We Were-ish memories, I ask, will there be one of a time you witnessed Duchovny totally naked? Anderson laughs.

“Do you mean naked emotionally, physically? Oh never mind, I know you mean physically. Well, I’m sure I’ve walked into his trailer while he’s changing, thinking it was my trailer, of course, shocked him stark naked. I think what his fans truly want to hear is that, umm, he’s apparently, and I believe this is true, well hung. In terms of his body, he’s got, you know…” Anderson is all but squirming by now. “I can’t believe you put me on the spot here. He’s in good shape. Good shape.”

Movieline Magazine, 1997

#anderson confirms that duchovny has big penis #see i could write this stuff myself

8 months ago with 55 notes
-redux / (© fuckyeahdavidgillian)
#O #M #G #WHAT IS THIS #AND HOW I HAVE NEVER READ THIS #LOLOLOLOL #DYING #MARRIED #Actress: Gillian Anderson [1] #Actor: David Duchovny [1]

That awkward moment when “Rise” opens with Castle, still leaning over Beckett, saying, “…in a professional, atta-girl kinda way.”“

castle41319:

LMAO I CAN’T

ibelieveinrobots:

bessarion:

Colby Rasmus looks like he’s channeling Don Cherry here.

oh sweet jesus.

synorama:

premiumcaskett:

pullingmypigtails:

lolomg so I was capping Knockout and I’m pretty sure Stana’s stunt double here is a man

YOU THINK? I totally noticed this too when I was making that video. Haahaha. I love catching stuff like this.

Excuse me while I go laugh my non-existent balls off.