The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
Why do people drink alcohol? It tastes disgusting.
You don’t drink it for the taste. You drink shit like apple juice for the taste. You drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left.
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place